VLC800 Digital Modelling Cowbell - The last cowbell you'll ever buy

Reproduces classic tones, like:

Oregon Trail Model 82
When A.C. Durband assumed control of Mason Cowbells in 1880, he completely redesigned the popular Oregon Trail model. The resulting Oregon Trail Model 82 had a distinctly different tone than its predecessor. While many prefer the warmer tone of the Model 75, the Model 82 has a rich vintage sound all its own, with a pronounced peak in the upper-mids that helps it cut through the densest mix on-stage oor in the studio.

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