Area Man (me) Finds Onion Funny This Week

I haven't been loving The Onion as much as I used to these days, but this week's issue has been pretty funny, with articles like:

Latest Bin Laden Videotape Wishes America 'A Crappy Valentine's Day'

Product Placement Mars Otherwise Exciting Super Bowl
and
Project Manager Leaves Suicide PowerPoint Presentation

And, one of my favorite "What Do You Think?" responses ever. In response to the FCC's investigations into lifting the cell phone ban on airplanes:

"Now the only thing left is to fill the cabin with ankle-deep brackish ice water, and air travel will be about perfect."

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