Update on Dave Matthews "poop shower" story

After taking a DNA test to prove that it wasn't his shit that was dumped on a boat of innocent tourists while his tour bus was driving over the Chicago river, Dave Matthews has offered the poor saps $100,000 up-front to try and make amends.

In addition to the 100 grand, they have been apologizing up a [shit] storm, just in case they are found responsible. A spokeswoman from the Illinois Attorney General’s office admitted the band have been trying to make amends, telling BBC News that her office appreciated "the gesture of goodwill," but that the donation won’t have any effect on the legal proceedings.

Dave Matthews Offers 100 Grand To Receivers Of Poop